LATEST NEWS

BIRTH OF THE TEN MINUTE ALBUM
06 May 2009
Don’t you hate it how albums take fucking ages to listen too!! Yeah, it’s a pain in the arse, I love telling my “muso” chums that I’m into shit like Dark Side of the Moon and about how I appreciate the conceptual ideas behind it, but before I could do that I had to sit there and listen to it for over forty minutes! Wouldn’t it be cool if people made albums that were like ten minutes long instead? What a time saver that would be!! So I’ve made this new album entitled ‘Eat Him You Cunt!!’ it’s basically ten tracks rammed together within a ten minute space and interspersed with sound effects and shit. I got the idea for the title from what I think in my head when I’m watching Jaws, I love film, I think we all do. Anyway, download it here for FREE!!

IT'S ALL FREE BITCH!!
31 January 2009
That's right all my songs are now free!!! Fill your boots up son!! You can download all my stuff free right here!! I'm like Radiohead but even better, cos they're only giving away 'In Rainbows', possibly the wankest of all their albums, and I'm giving away my entire back catalogue which shits all over Radiohead's little endevour. Have some of that Thom! You greedy little piggy!!

ONE STAR REVIEW
27 December 2008
After all my hard work sending out my new single entitled 'Maybe' a cheeky little indie tune I knocked up in the studio with my special friends Mark Boxall and Malcolm Ballinger, someone actually bothered to review it. Imagine how happy I was after spending all my spare time and hard earned money recording, duplicating, and posting it out to reviewers, only to be presented with 1 out of a possible 5, and phrases such as 'so very predictable' and 'a bit lame'. Well, I can tell you, I wasn't very happy at all! In fact it made me sad, but after necking a few whisky's and reflecting on a year of playing wank venues in front of fuck all people, I awoke in a pool of vomit and thought "Hmmmm, on the grand scale of things it could be worse, I could have cancer or some shit like that!" Anyway check out the review here.

CAMBRIDGE NEWS INTERVIEW
20 November 2008
I was incredibly honored recently when the fine people, at one of my all time favorite newspapers Cambridge News, decided to interview me and my band chums as part of their "Local Heroes" segment, where other amazing local bands such as Hamfatter had previously scaled the heady heights of local media stardom. It was a bit daunting at first, answering hard hitting questions such as "How long have you been together?" and "What has been your best gig so far?" but we kept it together and did ourselves proud!! Check out the results here.

BOARDFREE OZ
1 June 2008
Some gimp by the name of David Cornthwaite thought it would be a good idea to try and skateboard all the way accross Australia, and someone else thought it would be a good idea to make a documentary about it. Now, this is a fucking hard thing to do and if you wanna do it right you're gonna need some shit hot tunes playing in the background to make you look good doing it. Luckily the documentary maker Peter Coventry had the sense to get in contact with me and I sorted him out with a selection of my most wicked music to date, for more info on this incredible feat go here.

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Not Your Day – Me and my chums playing live at The Bull & Gate, London. In slow motion!!

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